This is a licensed I’m A Grown Ass Lady Napkins of your favorite team, the I’m A Grown Ass Lady Napkins. This is the official I’m A Grown Ass Lady Napkins of the team and is a replica of the ones worn on the field.
Your customers can grab this napkin, go to the nearest mirror and read it out loud while they look deep into their eyes at least 10 times in a row. Once the wisdom washes over them as it becomes their new mantra. Then they go share their newfound wisdom with all of their best friends at their next book club meeting/wine night/early morning powerwalk session. Wherever empowered drinks might be served.